sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
"Welcome, passengers, I’m Captain Eddy of Eddy’s Creek Cruise. Where you get more bank, for your buck. I’d like you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing sounds of 88 Fingers Eddward!"
Once upon a time when the woods were young, they were home to creatures who were full of magic and wonder. They protected one another and slept in the shade of a colossal fig tree, that grew on a hill near the mill. But now, the tree is dying.
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
adults with shitty opinions that refuse to listen to anyone younger than them need to fuck off